I must have a fear of commitment

My relationship with Cisco Systems must be in trouble; I expect I'll be invited to couple's counseling next.

This is the last page of a four-page survey (personality/relationship battery?) sent to me at my job. Look at those questions! Four pages of that stuff! WTF, over?

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Completely morally bankrupt

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, in her recent trip to China, expressed the opinion that "Human rights cannot interfere with the global economic crisis, the global climate change crisis and the security crises."

Translation: Money, tree-hugging, and the ephemeral notion of security are of more importance than the physical and psychological cruelty imposed on real people, fellow human beings, by the governments of China and other totalitarian nations. Hell, we can't let the suffering of millions of individuals interfere with our Wal-Mart shipments, can we?

Thus does the good name of a once-proud nation pass into history.

I don't know this man's name, but, on behalf of the people of my nation, I offer him my sincerest apologies. We haven't forgotten, even if our government has. All America should be ashamed.

My very own LOLCat

I was sent this image in an email and have no idea where it originated. The caption, however, is mine.